gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

(Source: dogcrime)

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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(Source: wingsofbadass)

miyanagi-chinami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

lkua:

straight white men

(Source: jazzrobot69)

(Source: zay4ik)

noodlemomiruka:

wtf = wear the fursuit

baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D